“Brian, wow many ways can we murder this card tonight?”

“Jon, the possibilities are endless. But I suggest we stay the course. You continue to say nothing or use one of the same four phrases you apply to any and all circumstances. If a fighter dares to veer off course or god forbid say something interesting in the post fight interview, you stand there and look like a deer in fucking headlights and plow through with the next irrelevant question. I of course won’t let a single second of air time not be filled by my incessant babbling, rediculous hyperbole and astonishingly shitty calls.